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Ok, that’s enough tumblr for now. Back to productivity!
I’m taking the next 10 days or so off from here, alright?
STAY AWAY FROM THE GUARDIAN ARTICLE ON THE SHERLOCK SCREENING
oh god, i searched it out of curiosity but only saw the description.
guys, do nooooot read the article
oh my god why can’t journalists keep their mouths shut and just fucking WAIT UNTIL JANUARY 1ST
SIGNAL BOOST, GUYS!
Cecil is shaking.
It’s a mild kind of quake, a tremor that thrums in his veins and bones, underneath the fragile skin and flesh that’s still bruised, still healing, but it’s enough to nearly knock his knees out from under him. He stumbles through the bustling crowd until his outstretched hands hit a wall and he slumps against it, now trembling so violently that his teeth chatter.
He doesn’t look, won’t look, at the pitying glances the passerby make.
He’s not sure how much time passes as he sits here, breathing in slowly and cradling his head in his hands, trying to regain a sense of calm, of clarity, of anything.
It’s not that he thought Strex was anywhere done with him after his stunt on the show, but this - this was beyond what he had been expecting.
At least, he reassures himself, it isn’t Carlos.
A gentle hand on his shoulder jerks him back into the world, violently dragging him over metaphorical glass. He gasps and shudder, twisting away from the touch. The grip tightens, still soft, until Cecil stops squirming and looks his assailant in the eye.
Cecil can’t even bring himself to sneer mentally.
Still, he tries. “Steve,” he greets curtly, yanking his shoulder out of the man’s grip. He takes a deep breath, tries to put himself back together. “Enjoy the auction?”
what if after Lot 37 was announced, someone got a big coffee mug and went door to door collecting donations and everyone in town chipped in a few dollars and those who could afford it chipped in a bit more and then they all crowded into the auction house and waited and waited for cecil to bid on himself but he didn’t so the one town representative placed the only bid and won and so now instead of just one person the whole town owns cecil collectively and they bought him as a thank you for looking out for them all these years i think that would be really sweet yo
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
I hate that I actually laughed
OH MY GOD
"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
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